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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Komentarai 

  1. Riley Montana

    Riley Montana

    Prieš dieną

    The wigs 😭

  2. Riley Montana

    Riley Montana

    Prieš dieną

    Lmao this had my dying

  3. Krosant UWU

    Krosant UWU

    Prieš dieną

    Someone has to sponsor Joana!

  4. jamms

    jamms

    Prieš 2 dienas

    dont mess up *now*

  5. Amber Perkins

    Amber Perkins

    Prieš 2 dienas

    I'm a freshman I'm so done with high school like why do I need english and your not alone I left my sanity in 5 grade and moved soooooooo probably never getting that back

  6. Mrs. Lee Felix

    Mrs. Lee Felix

    Prieš 2 dienas

    but what if she is planning on exploding the earth in a few days...

  7. hey at least I tried

    hey at least I tried

    Prieš 3 dienas

    I too, have an ungodly amount of muji pens

  8. Vernita Samuel

    Vernita Samuel

    Prieš 3 dienas

    all her classes mostly seem easy

  9. Cyber_Blue

    Cyber_Blue

    Prieš 4 dienas

    Can you do like a video all about your dishes that you make?

  10. lotte in weimar

    lotte in weimar

    Prieš 4 dienas

    "I'm officially a victim of capitalism..cheers" That sent me 😂😂😂😂

  11. Cash’s Vlogs

    Cash’s Vlogs

    Prieš 6 dienų

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year...... How dare you Joana

  12. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep

    Prieš 8 dienų

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  13. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic

    Prieš 9 dienų

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  14. mj A

    mj A

    Prieš 9 dienų

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  15. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah

    Prieš 10 dienų

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  16. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell1

    Prieš 10 dienų

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  17. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales

    Prieš 12 dienų

    i recognize that food court 😭

  18. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador

    Prieš 12 dienų

    Yes

  19. rhianna

    rhianna

    Prieš 12 dienų

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  20. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog

    Prieš 12 dienų

    take me to harry styles

  21. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo

    Prieš 12 dienų

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  22. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme

    Prieš 12 dienų

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  23. azrielic_

    azrielic_

    Prieš 13 dienų

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  24. K Lum

    K Lum

    Prieš 14 dienų

    0:15 Olaf

  25. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith

    Prieš 14 dienų

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  26. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival

    Prieš 14 dienų

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  27. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega

    Prieš 14 dienų

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  28. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey

    Prieš 15 dienų

    ey i read percy jackson too

  29. Sahara

    Sahara

    Prieš 17 dienų

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  30. coffee beans

    coffee beans

    Prieš 18 dienų

    we have added features such as: adult

  31. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie

    Prieš 18 dienų

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  32. rubz.x

    rubz.x

    Prieš 18 dienų

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  33. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi

    Prieš 18 dienų

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  34. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal

    Prieš 19 dienų

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  35. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth

    Prieš 20 dienų

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  36. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou

    Prieš 20 dienų

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  37. ACC

    ACC

    Prieš 20 dienų

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  38. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    Prieš 20 dienų

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  39. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet

    Prieš 20 dienų

    🌃🔪

  40. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child

    Prieš 21 dieną

    physics is useless- tbh

  41. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin

    Prieš 21 dieną

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  42. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista

    Prieš 21 dieną

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  43. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.

    Prieš 21 dieną

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  44. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii04

    Prieš 22 dienas

    It’s my birthday :(

  45. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    Prieš 22 dienas

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  46. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer

    Prieš 22 dienas

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  47. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies

    Prieš 23 dienas

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  48. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr

    Prieš 23 dienas

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  49. no no

    no no

    Prieš 23 dienas

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  50. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet

    Prieš 24 dienas

    👌

  51. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie

    Prieš 24 dienas

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  52. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August

    Prieš 25 dienų

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  53. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis

    Prieš 26 dienų

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  54. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman

    Prieš 27 dienų

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  55. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    Prieš 28 dienų

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  56. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly

    Prieš 29 dienų

    I love the food part!

  57. bela the human

    bela the human

    Prieš mėn

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  58. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden

    Prieš mėn

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  59. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •

    Prieš mėn

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  60. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz

    Prieš mėn

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

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